Home thoughts from idiots

[happy daze john in oz]

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
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> This one I caught in the SGV Tribune and called the Editorial Room. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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> I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
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> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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> Now that's taking things a bit far!
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> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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> What a guy!
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> Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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> No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION !
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> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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> See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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> War Dims Hope for Peace
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> I can see where it might have that effect!
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> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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> You don't say!
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> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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> Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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> They may be on to something!
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> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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> You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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> Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
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> He probably IS the battery charge!
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> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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> Weren't they fat enough?!
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> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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> That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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> Do they taste like chicken?
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> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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> Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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> Boy, are they tall!
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> And the winner is....
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> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).
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> We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
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[j.sabourn]

There’s many a true word spoken in jest . JS

[Keith at Tregenna]

Another oddity, guess I missed something ? K.