Straight from the children
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: six years.
Teacher: What? how is this possible.
Kid: He became a father when I was born.


Teacher: MAria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America.
Class: Maria.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile.
Glenn: K-R-O-K-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: That is wrong.
Glenn: Maybe that is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Donal: What is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: HILKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on @my dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir, its the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.

Children's logic.

Regards
Vic