Valentines Day....

[gray_marian]

....here tomorrow, what was your funniest or cheekiest line said to a sweetheart?

[Keith at Tregenna]

I am up for it: Cupid is cramming his quiver full of arrows as Valentine’s Day steadily approaches.

[gray_marian]

Must say, can't remember where I read it, but apparently when Robert Mitchum
proposed to his wife of 57 years instead of "Will you marry me" he stated "Stick with me kid and you'll be pharting through silk".... Smooth talker eh!

[Keith at Tregenna]

....here tomorrow, what was your funniest or cheekiest line said to a sweetheart?

I love you, I love you, I love you, so mighty. I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty. Don't be mistaken don't be misled, I mean on the washing line and not in bed.

XX K.

[gray_marian]

Mmm, how long have you been wearing a nighty

[Keith at Tregenna]

When she has her kit off and the milk man comes.

K.

[gray_marian]

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[Keith at Tregenna]

You bring the condoms,
I'll bring the wine.
Need I say more?
See you at 9.

[gray_marian]

"Postie,Postie,ring the bell
if Margaret's maw answers run like hell!!!!!!!!!"

[Keith at Tregenna]

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