Marriage

[Louis the fly]

Finally after three children my daughter and her partner are getting married on July 4, American Independence Day.
As father of the bride I will have to dig deep, beans on toast for the next few years.

[Captain Kong]

Tell them you cant go as the QM2 is in Liverpool that day. One way of getting out of it.
I think the future son in law should pay..
Have a nice day.
ASDA have a Special on Beans, three tins for one pound.£1. Stock up.
Cheers
Brian

[John Gill]

Congratulations Louis. Beans on toast? I'd snatch your hand off for that luxury! After paying for my three daughter's weddings I am now reduced to hard tack and knocking weevils from the biscuits- my bank account is as empty as a state pensioners fridge!
Gilly.

[John Arton]

Congratulations Louis, would it not be cheaper to provide them with a couple of return tickets to Gretna Green?
rgds
JA

[cappy]

Finally after three children my daughter and her partner are getting married on July 4, American Independence Day.
As father of the bride I will have to dig deep, beans on toast for the next few years.

##you can curry them as well louis .......but dont go far from home .......regards cappy......

[John Pruden]

Congratulations Louis. Beans on toast? I'd snatch your hand off for that luxury! After paying for my three daughter's weddings I am now reduced to hard tack and knocking weevils from the biscuits- my bank account is as empty as a state pensioners fridge!
Gilly.

gilly my wallet thinks I have left home I would have enough to last me all my life if I died tonight?? jp

[John Pruden]

I believe cappy was circumcised when he was a kid and been skint ever since? jp

[cappy]

[QUOTE=JOHN PRUDEN;203855]I believe cappy was circumcised when he was a kid and been skint ever ........cappy getting worried ...liverpoool fella interested in his appendage......never been circumsized.......but the sister of big gus did say JEEZ CAPPY THTA A HELL OF A BIG DRAWBACK..... and i think she said its a bleedin sixskin not a forskin.......but there you are we just have to manage what the good lord gives us.....a happy cappy

[Keith at Tregenna]

Avoided Marriage thus far. was always told on the day: she expects you in your best suit, come divorce, you will be lucky to own even any underwear ? K

[Rodney Mills]

Louis and John re. #5

You could tell them "If two old ferts could tie the knot "Over the Anvil" in Gretna Green, they could too.

A honeymoon in Scotland is fantastic, it rains all the time, so the best place to stay is in bed, that should clinch the deal. Do I get 10% of the money you save?

Rodney

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