And you thought that only Baldrick had a cunning, cunning plan.

He is an amature compared to this one............

Salmond resigned as Leader on the SNP.
His deputy Sturgeon takes over.
Salmond gets elected into Parliament as an MP.
No party gets overall controll after the May election.
Cameron resigns as he wont/cannt form a coillition.
Labour gets routed in Scotland by the SNP.
Milliband forms a coiliition with the SNP to get overall control of Parliament.
Salmond is elected Deputy Prime Minister.
Salmond runs rings around Milliband.
The rest of the MPs relax again and enjoy there positions for the next five years.
Job done.

John Albert Evans.

(Just the wandering thoughts of an old man)