Double Scotch

[John Gill]

SKY SPORTS.
Louis Van Gaal to be appointed new Manchester United manager.

Ryan Giggs "At least he speaks better English than the last two"

[Red Lead Ted]

I was going through todays Liverpool echo sat outside earlier today looking for any bargains for a mini break for me and the wife, Spotted a 4 day break bye coach anywhere in the country { Windsor Castle, Tower of London, @ Cutty Sark } Someone passed the house and spoke for a few minutes!!!!!!!!!!! bye ,bye said I looked back down at the newspaper and seen Half Board from £29.00........... Bloody hell I thought I will have some of that 4 days and I get the Cutty Sark thrown in. Rang the number on my mobile hello I said Diamond Holidays I would like to book 2 for the 4 day excursion for the London coach trip half board does it definitely take in the Cutty Sark ???????? Have you rang the right number sir a voice said this is the bed factory HEAD BOARDS From £29.00. The bloody page had blown over on the paper while I was gas bagging.............................

[happy daze john in oz]

I was going through todays Liverpool echo sat outside earlier today looking for any bargains for a mini break for me and the wife, Spotted a 4 day break bye coach anywhere in the country { Windsor Castle, Tower of London, @ Cutty Sark } Someone passed the house and spoke for a few minutes!!!!!!!!!!! bye ,bye said I looked back down at the newspaper and seen Half Board from £29.00........... Bloody hell I thought I will have some of that 4 days and I get the Cutty Sark thrown in. Rang the number on my mobile hello I said Diamond Holidays I would like to book 2 for the 4 day excursion for the London coach trip half board does it definitely take in the Cutty Sark ???????? Have you rang the right number sir a voice said this is the bed factory HEAD BOARDS From £29.00. The bloody page had blown over on the paper while I was gas bagging.............................

Be careful Terry, half board for two might mean one of you has to sleep outside!!!