Elocution Lessons

[Chris Allman]

I always thought that Vagina was a German province in China

[John Arton]

Sex education in schools has been around for years but is obviously not working here in the U.K. if the number of child births by under age teenagers is anything to go by.
Whether it is as result of the Jimmy Savill scandal or not, I don't know, but the NSPCC now have an advert out encouraging young children to name parts of their bodies where no-one is meant to touch them.
Can anyone recall the problems that many fathers encountered years ago when the paedophile scandals first started coming to light and this resulted in many fathers being afraid to cuddle or show any sort of affection towards their own children in public for fear of being accused of child molesting
rgds
JA

[Keith Tindell]

My youngest so and his wife fostered young children for many years, and remembering that the one thing these kids were deprived of was affection, it was very difficult, They looked upon me and my wife as Gran and Gramps, and always gave them a hug, they always wanted a cuddle, but i must admit, i always felt very uncomfortable. Those kids are adults now and still in contact with us. Some of the stories those kids brought with them were real nightmare stories. KT

[Richard Quartermaine]

Filthy sods. Just legalising adults' access to get a 'high' on children.
Richard

[robpage]

This is one reason that I rigidly stand for status Quo `Give in one dot , then ten more dots would be asked for ,

[Richard Quartermaine]

#17 Reminds me of a campfire poem but I can only rcall the beginning and the end:
You can talk of bush blossoms,
Goannas and possums.
Of gay kookaburras,
Most joyous of birds........
?????????????????
........"where's Bluey?"
Down in Tmba bloody rumba,
Shoot'n kanga bloody roos

Richard

[John Gill]

I must still have gaps in my sexual education- the only things I learned behind the bicycle shed was how to mend a puncture. ( any Freudian members read into that what you will). #36

[happy daze john in oz]

I must still have gaps in my sexual education- the only things I learned behind the bicycle shed was how to mend a puncture. ( any Freudian members read into that what you will). #36

Now I was told you could only use themonce so how did you manage to mend the holes?

[john sutton]

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY

The "LESS" Century

*Our Phones ~ Wireless

*Cooking ~ Fireless

*Cars ~ Keyless

*Food ~ Fatless

*Tyres ~ Tubeless

*Dress ~ Sleeveless

*Youth ~ Jobless

*Leaders ~ Shameless

*Relationships ~ Meaningless

*Attitude~ Careless

*Wives ~ Fearless

*Babies ~ Fatherless

*Feelings ~ Heartless

*Education ~ Valueless

*Children ~ Mannerless

*Politicians ~ Gutless

Everything is becoming LESS

BUT still our hopes are ~ ENDLESS.

All this, quite frankly, leaves me ~ Speechless!

[John Gill]

Good post John- Priceless!