
Originally Posted by
Don Rafferty
Transcribed from the Daily Mail, Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Would have posted earlier, but thought there might be copywrite issues????
"Past fantasies
WHY is it that when OAPs recall memories of the past, they become absurd?
One old man I was talking to said that when he was a boy there were three postal deliveries a day. His wife topped that by saying when she was a girl, if you went out,night or day, nine times out of ten you would see a policeman patrolling the streets. Talk about barmy
Another old chap told me that during World War11 everyone had to carry a gas mask inn a little cardboard box. Everyone? As if tens of thousands of kids trooped off to school with one, or women pushing trolleys round the supermarket had one round their neck, or a chap taking his girl to an expensive meal at a posh restaurant had one tucked under his arm.
One old boy, who had been a sailor, said 3,000 merchant ships were sunk in the North Atlantic in the war and practically every one had 16 year old boys on board. As if the Government would have allowed boys hardly out of school trousers to join the Merchant Navy. Talk about cloud-cuckoo land.
One old dear said her biggest treat was on a Saturday when she went to the cinema for sixpence and on the way home she'd visit the fish-and-chip shop for a piece of cod and a bag of chips, costing three pence.
Ridiculous. I'm surprised she didn't say she fed the five thousand on the way home.
BRIAN V. REYNOLDS,
Herne Bay, Kent."
May be typos, for which I apologise.