Best & worst place.

[Michael Lawrence]

Harvey. The useless bunch of pregnant camels (gits) have picked the wrong numbers again. I had 3 thats all just 3. Those bonzoes at lottery H.Q. need strangling with their own knicker elastic. Do they not realise what they've done. Once again they have scuppered us bunch of young viral manhood( don't look in the mirror Harvey, cover it up) of making the shores of Oz and Kiwi tremble. Think of all our old girlfriends waiting there in anticipation. ( that means with longing young Taffy 2). On second thoughts maybe we ought to forgo our old girls the excitement might kill them. ( IT MIGHT KILL US). Anyway I will go and collect my tenner and tug the forelock as she pay's me. Oh! I forgot I'm bald and the wife wants her cut. (These Taffs do cling on to money don't they) I'll shall invest another quid next week Harvey but I won't tell the wife of your most generous offer as she has a big cook's knife in her hand at the moment. Young Taffy 2 get ready to run a buy the beer. Harvey and I are drinking and when we drink everybody drinks and when we pay EVERYBODY pays. Mike

[Harvey Williams]

Bore Dda Taff Bach.
Just how much is $40,000,000 in Pounds, Shillings and Pence,? and could it get the 5 of us pi**ed, and thinking about it, pull yer cecks up and join the party, let the Maidens in ( Charge em though.) cos with my dickie ticker, or is it tickier dickie, its going to see me off, but what a way to go. Hope you,ve got the itinery sorted out Vernon,and you dazy john. Michael and I want the best when we get down there, we have some catching up to do. Goodnight Gentlemen.
Harvey

[Harvey Williams]

Hello Michael. 3 NUMBERS, JUST 3 SODDING NUMBERS, Hey its 3 more than I got in all on 2 lotteries, The Euro, and Saturdays. Young virile manhoods, you still reading Harold Robbis novels,? as for manhoods, I tell em now ( If you can find it you can have it ) as for mirrors, there are more in Castle Dracula,than in my gaff. NO them birds will just have to go begging for a few more days at least . They have coped without us this long Michael, a week or 2 more wont kill em. But an hour with one of them would sure as hell kill me, Still I could think of worse ways to go, could,nt you Mate. As for the Taffs clinging on to their money I must be an exception to the rule, maybe the fact I aint got none has something to do with it, hence the ruddy Lottery, but Michael, One can dream cant they. But as I speak I am reaching to my bed-side locker for a rather large ( ish) whiskey, barely threatened with a smidging of american dry-ginger. So I will sign off while I can still se the keyboard, and it doesnt turn into Swahili,with a geordie accent.Will be in touch after Wednesdays Lottery, And to our crew in Aussie and Zeland Newydd. Keep searching.
Regards.
Harvey.

[happy daze john in oz]

Well it would be better for us down under if you picked up on the Euro lottery, rate of exchange is good for those coming this way. 100.000 sterling is worth about $149.000, now that will buy a serious amount of grog and get you as many vestal virgions as you can handle. Not all at once I realise, but just think of the possible combinations. May I suggest that if you do win and come this way you send the wives off on their own, maybe a cruise or something, as you would not want them to queer your pitch. Oh the very thoughts of it all ................

[Geoff Anderson]

bore dda harvey
just worked it out for you and it comes to 14,285,714 pounds . i didnt worry about the small change.haha. will leave that as a tip.hey harvey remember ,its not the cough that carries you off ,tis the coffin they carry you off in. try and say that after a few bevies.
best wishes geoff.

[alf corbyn]

hi lads. when i win that lotto i'll be down to oz &nz pronto. and buy you all a pony. beer not horse!. cheers. alf

[Harvey Williams]

Im having bloody trouble saying it sober, £14,285,714. thats one serious pi** up, by the way, how much is a beer down under?, your looking at an average £3 a pint here, more down the smoke ( London ) I do most of my supping in either the local Working Mans Club or the best one The ExService Mans Club runs about £ 1.65 a pint, hell of a difference from the pubs. Set em up Geoff mate, mines a Brown Mixed, and whatever you fancy, even The Barmaid, I believe she goes like a privvy door in the plague, but dont take my word, Im only going by what the local Football eleven, The Local Brass Band, and the Darts Team from the Mucky Duck told me. See you all in The Pig lads.
Harvey

[Glan Phillips]

Hi Everyone........Japanese ports in the 1950's were great, a seaman couldn't wish for better ! In 1993 I was master of the first cruise ship to be based in Cuba (Havana) in 35 years, our itinerary being three Cuban ports and Montego Bay, Jamaica and on the second week three Cuban ports and Cozumel, Mexico......paradise !!! Even for an "ancient mariner" like myself !
In my early days at sea, the port I din't like (putting it mildly) was Aden. Cheers.....Glan

[Pete Sparks]

Best place i have many happy memories of is Goose Bay, Labrador, Canada fantastic.
Worst place is easily Matadi in the Congo river.never went to Chittagong it doesnt sound to popular on this site for some reason.

[Jim Mclaughlin]

Hi all,

Best- Caracas Venezezuela 10 days & nights visiting an hostilary called the Green house . We would call it something else, great for a 16yr old.

Worst- Cork 14 days (Sorry lads) Tough dockside bars, the dockers used to punch hell out of each other in the holds, to much guiness. Some scarry women used to rome the ship after dark.

Industria (SD14) was the biggest ship ever to tye up there at that time 1976. God unloading took an eternity.