I bet we had the same girlfriend and not known it

[Glan Phillips]

I dont think we had the same girl friends......all mine told me that"they still had their cherry"........touch of oldtimers again.....what they said was.......'I dont have my cherry but I got the box it came in", still trying to figure that out lol

Cheers,
Glan

[Red Lead Ted]

No Ted, I dont think I will be going back there again. That wasnt me, it was someone else in another life. that is my excuse.
Cheers
Brian.

These days my friends call me a lesbian in mens clothes !!!!!!!!!!!! Cant imagine what they mean Terry.

[Les Woodard]

Do not have anything against lesbians as we both have the same interests. That is probably the problem not being able to have anything against them.

[Red Lead Ted]

Each to there own m8 but when you have a lesbian doc !!!!!!!!!! It can have its complications !!! or rather the male patient can. Regards buddy Terry.

[Brian Galloway]

I think I'm a Lesbian...............I luv women
BG

[Les Woodard]

RLT you must have the best hearing out of all of us with a leso doctor. Bet if you go in for a rectal examination that you are listening for a vibrating sound. Be aware that while having it that you have been done if she puts both hands on your shoulders and says cough. Sorry that goes for any doctor does it not.
Ask the poofs they will tell you that there is nothing better than an internal back massage.

[Gordon Turnbull]

Brilliant thread. Really brings back memories. Funnily enough couple of days before I left home this trip was the RWC final. Them singing Now is the Hour brought a tear to my eye that took a while to explain to the missus.

[Red Lead Ted]

Received this in an email it appears one of your old flames from the cages Bombay is trying to get in touch she sent me her pic she reckons there is no way you could forget her passed on your email Brian k : no need for any thanks just happy to bring you 2 back together. Terry.

[Captain Kong]

Thats her, Mindee, looking a little older perhaps but still the same warm hearted girl. Do anything for you, I have been onto the Foreign and Colonial Office to try and get a passport for her. still waiting.
Thanks for that she brings back a lot of memories.
Cheers Ted
Brian.

[Evan Lewis]

Captain.re,
the Aging Steam Queen.
A few weeks ago, was playig the poker machines at the Local Tavern. Had occasion to speak to the woman next machine..Remarked on her accent."i.m from Grays ,Essex" she said. Told her i'd been on a number of ships,out of nearbyTilbury. transpired She'd been a laundry maid on the Dunnottar Castle. .TRUE.
! In my respectful way,said,"that dates you, it must have gone off the run,in the fifties. "She agreed .
A gentleman should not query a woman's age. .I thought in retrospect;

For the record ,Should by any coincidenceetc.etc. ?? ,Age has not wearied or the years condemned. .She Scrubs up very well '

And a nice Person too. Though beware there was a husband, lurking at another Bank of machines. As you';re oz bound in the near future ,.Forewarned is fore armed. .I could make a discreet intro. "As the natives in Bali,might say.in their oz accent, "No Blurries coh bra,"