Snow.

[Dennis McGuckin]

Warning - Winter Coming

snowed last night......
We received about 2 inches of snow yesterday and

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.

8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson.

8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.

8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.

10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a
snowman...


Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.

[Doc Vernon]

Now Den,
Just keep all that White stuff there we have had our share and want no more! LOL
The Sun is shining here and at 26 degrees Yea!!!
Cheers
Keep warm and well.

[Dennis McGuckin]

Now Den,
Just keep all that White stuff there we have had our share and want no more! LOL
The Sun is shining here and at 26 degrees Yea!!!
Cheers
Keep warm and well.

No sign of it on our Island.
Mountain passes on the mainland have had a bit.
Too early yet for any to stay.

[Doc Vernon]

Of interest this , gee really some extremes there! Den but here too have had many Extremes as well.
Cheers

Canada’s most extreme weather in history (msn.com)

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Not down here Vernon, it has only risen to 4 degrees at most in the night, and only last week had three days of minus 2, still goy two dooners on the bed.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

Here in Melbourne we are in for a hot spell well into next week.

Now Den, you may have all the snow you wish, just keep it there well away from me.
I detest the stuff unless on a card or if I am visiting a cold country.

[happy daze john in oz]

A wee snowman.
If using snow to make water do not on any occasion use the yellow bit.

[happy daze john in oz]

Thought you'd be onto that one John! I was using the term "Wee" in its actual meaning of little.

I know Victoria, but it only takes a little bit of wee to turn it yellow. LOL

[Keith at Tregenna]

Thought you'd be onto that one John! I was using the term "Wee" in its actual meaning of little.

We just call them the little people.

K.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

On Sunday, still waiting for our vax papers from Medicare so we couldn't go to the Club, so we had a drive down to Jindabine, for all you at home that is the first town you hit going down to the Alpine region in NSW, and lo and behold, it is two months off Xmas and there was snow in them thar hills, no wonder we still have two dooners on the bed
Des