Mirror,Mirror

[John Gill]

In my bathroom I have two mirrors. One of them appears to take kindly to my haggard morning face, sort of soft focus, almost flattering. The other one I ignore, on the rare occasion it's used I see every blemish, every line,sagging skin and bloodshot eyes, and the reverse is even worse, it's magnified.
I'm sure there's one or two aboard here who might endure that morning ordeal.
Ready for my close up Mr De Mille.

[Tony Taylor]

So which one is looking at the front view and which at the back?

[Louis the fly]

Beauty tips for men. Your bloodshot eyes, spotty complexion, receding hair line and sagging skin can be cured in seconds, simply throw the mirror which is ruining your day in the bin.

[thomas michael]

hi tony #2
he wouldnt know ? because he is two faced .
tom

[Captain Kong]

I have two mirrors,
One makes me look dead young

The other makes ne look dead
Brian

[Doc Vernon]

I also had Two Mirrors, but sadly after using then both at the same time to see both back and front "The Mirrors Cracked " End of my Story! LOL

[thomas michael]

hi doc #7
thats fourteen years bad luck
tom

[Doc Vernon]

Fourteen Years have long gone by ! Had all the bad luck i could get! LOL
cHEERS

[Duke Drennan]

Fourteen Years have long gone by ! Had all the bad luck i could get! LOL
cHEERS

If it wasn’t for bad luck Doc, you’d have had no luck at all.

[j.sabourn]

It always gets me, going for a haircut when the barber on completion goes for the other mirror to show you his handiwork at the back . If I’m quick enough I always try to stop him and tell him not to bother , if I cant see it then it doesn’t matter how it looks. Anyhow the difference between a good and bad haircut is only about 3 weeks. JS