need a hobby

[John Blaney]

I'm not saying I'm bored but when I get naked I can make shadows on the wall from my body parts that look like Alfred Hitchcock.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Don't do it before you go to bed john, you may get nightmares.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

And pray tell just what part of this majestic creature do you do best??

[Ivan Cloherty]

May I humbly suggest you switch the light off, it worked for me

[John Gill]

#l used to do a passable smoking Churchill but alas, it extinguished long ago.

[John F Collier]

Can only hope you all remember to draw the curtains first,

[John Gill]

Where's the joy in that?

[Mark Keever]

First image that comes to mind for me is an elephant...

[John Blaney]

First image that comes to mind for me is an elephant...

Yeah, I should be so lucky

[John Blaney]

And pray tell just what part of this majestic creature do you do best??

#3 If I bend over backwards like a UCL queen and jam one leg in the towel rail the image of his nose becomes sharper, glad I never
tried this on the Stirling Castle, would have ended up with an unwanted boyfreind

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May I humbly suggest you switch the light off, it worked for me

#4 But then I'll be bored again Ivan