Teeth and other things.

[Keith Tindell]

Not a joke, a guy i used to work with, and still play golf with at 86, has a trip to Goa every now and again, and while there he has the full works on the teeth he has remaining, plus a spare set of the plastic ones overhauled. Apparently they do a brilliant job, he also buys all sorts of health pills, which must work, 9 holes of golf twice a week !!! kt

[j.sabourn]

Rob said she had teeth like stars, and that they came out at night, in a glass of water. He’s the one an expert on Mary. I had my teeth eaten by a blue healer we had once, whilst the wife was away in England . Went and got new ones before she got back. During her time away had my nephew and fiancée staying with me, the dog also ate an expensive bouquet of flowers he left on her bed. Because I wouldn’t fork out for the dogs bad manners , he informed Gwen about my teeth when she returned, we are surrounded by Judas “s. Keith your #11 this wasn’t a joke either. Cheers JS

[j.sabourn]

#10 They assured me in the Oxfam shop they were genuine. They cost me an arm and a leg. Thought at the time Mary’s other leg would have been convenient as a bartering point at the time. Also as an added bonus to charity passed over a tub of table salt , knowing it was good monetary value still in Africa as used in the place of currency so I am told. You can’t trust anyone these days. However do realise now why they were always short of salt in Runcimans when you were there. And had to make do with the salt drained out from a bucket of sea water pored through a piece of mullin , notice I’ve spelt muslin correctly. Cheers JS