Back to normal

[Louis the fly]

Well it is good to see the messroom is back to normal after the last run ashore when there was a mass brawl on No. 5 hatch. ( Politics )

John S. is complaining about the grub.......Vic is listening to his favourite music.......Cappy is being chased by fat bastards on scooters......Ivan has found his way home.

The ship sails on.

[cappy]

fat basteads on scooters cappy still outrun them ..run for twenty minutes before breakfast most days .....so the only back to normal is 4th hand bloody news reporters reporting what i have seen hours before any way on tele or heard on radio.....reminicsent of that song the streak ....im here in the supermarket and there he goes .....streaking by the fruit and veg ...dont look missus too late ....she was mooned.......cappy

[John F Collier]

fat basteads on scooters cappy still outrun them ..run for twenty minutes before breakfast most days .....so the only back to normal is 4th hand bloody news reporters reporting what i have seen hours before any way on tele or heard on radio.....reminicsent of that song the streak ....im here in the supermarket and there he goes .....streaking by the fruit and veg ...dont look missus too late ....she was mooned.......cappy

Here's one to back up your story cappy, in todays local rag there's a article about a woman in a Southend amusement arcade,
she crashed her mobility scooter into a game machine causing £3,500 of damage, it was all caught on CCTV and a very good
picture of her, she is in her forties and very obese actually she looks more like a bloke to me, anyway after she hit the machine
she rode off laughing, "funny old world we live in today innit". cheers JF

[cappy]

there are thousands of them they are taking over they are doing it on tandems ivan ses ..they are breeding like rabbits ....how fat do you have to be to get one on the NHS......some have racing stripes and little things on the back like porches they attack from any direction...and only beep there horn after they hit you....they have no insurance.....a very worried cappy

[John F Collier]

there are thousands of them they are taking over they are doing it on tandems ivan ses ..they are breeding like rabbits ....how fat do you have to be to get one on the NHS......some have racing stripes and little things on the back like porches they attack from any direction...and only beep there horn after they hit you....they have no insurance.....a very worried cappy

Here's another one from the same paper about another generation that is sadly coming to an end. A 93 year old WWII veteran
from Rochford has been awarded a Masters degree in military history, Major Frank Clark fought at Arnhem in the Grenadier
Guards "armored division" he spent 37 years in the army and was commissioned into intelligence, it took two years at University to gain his degree,he has a chest full of medals and at 93 is an immaculate man, there is not too many left like him.
He was born into a different world with different values, we lost so many good men like this in two world wars and now we are
seeing all they fought for being thrown away by lesser people. cheers JF

[gray_marian]

#4, My dear cappy, me thinks you should invest in one of these below, think of the fun & pay back spent behind the unsuspecting scooters in the shopping isles

''Cappy the phantom hooter''
Ahooga horn - YouTube
Video for youtube clip, Ahooga Car Horn▶ 0:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqc6yRIHiW0

[Keith at Tregenna]

fat basteads on scooters cappy still outrun them ..run for twenty minutes before breakfast most days .....so the only back to normal is 4th hand bloody news reporters reporting what i have seen hours before any way on tele or heard on radio.....reminicsent of that song the streak ....im here in the supermarket and there he goes .....streaking by the fruit and veg ...dont look missus too late ....she was mooned.......cappy

Geriatric Traffic Jam

Watch some younger drivers get frustrated when they encounter a Geriatric Traffic Jam. The old folks are trying to cross the road in an orderly fashion to get to a corner store only to discover it’s closed. At least a few of the motorists saw the humour in this geriatric traffic crossing.

https://biggeekdad.com/2013/08/geria...mqE6M.facebook

[Louis the fly]

Hello hello hello
What's going on here.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi Louis.
They are now talking about giving people with dementia those wheely's with GPS.
Cheers Des

[Evan Lewis]

#4, My dear cappy, me thinks you should invest in one of these below, think of the fun & pay back spent behind the unsuspecting scooters in the shopping isles

''Cappy the phantom hooter''
Ahooga horn - YouTube
Video for youtube clip, Ahooga Car Horn▶ 0:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqc6yRIHiW0

Been expecting a call from near miserable , Neighbours, any time. Though it might wake some of them up

Had trouble finding the Volume control. Was alarmed myself!

All your fault, Marian