A member on here is a bad lad

[Captain Kong]

I am just recovering from the Mayhem caused by a Member on here, who wrecked John Arton's, Christmas Family Festivities.
He was told NOT to come, after his performance last year.
John made me Head of Security to keep the bum out , but the devious swine sneaked in, disguised as a Nun again as he did last year. I thought he would have come as some kind of froggy Frenchman,
I had all my Security men dressed as Nuns and armed. I even had Anne on guard with a Machine gun. So he must have mingled with my armed `Nuns` and avoided detection that way.
John has sacked me from his Security Team and has not only Not paid me but I have to pay for all the damage, the theft of several cases of Sols and the Nursing homes for the Ladies he upset.
I am now a few thousand pounds in debt and not a Happy man, Anne has now threatened to leave me as the money I have to find was my cruise money so that will have to be cancelled now.
If I had the money I would be on the train to Yorkshire to fix that Cappy for good.
Brian , who is weeping into his last tot of rum.

[Doc Vernon]

Go Anne Go Girl! Now as for you Capt well mate you are in the Dogbox ;LOL

Tel me though where was hat Pic taken!?

She looks real mean on that awesome machine! haha!




Say hello to Anne for me and Rene!


Best of New Year to you both coming soooon!

And enjoy the upcoming Cruise too! When is that one again??
Cheers

[Captain Kong]

Hi Vernon
That photo was taken inside a big Military Helicopter gun ship. I tried to get her to join the Military, but she said NO!.

The next Cruise is out of San Diego on 22 March for six weeks in the Pacific Islands of Hawaii, Tahiti, Bora Bora, Moorea the Cook Islands, AMarquesses, Rangiroa, Raitiai, and some others, Pure Paradise.
and then a week in San Diego before home in May.


All the very best wishes to you and Irene for a happy New Year and also to all hands on here, [ don't know about Cappy after what he did at John Arton`s ]
Cheers everyone
Brian.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi Brian.
Now who's telling lies? That picture of Anne was taken at your front bedroom window, across the road is the house of Khan.
Happy new year

Cheers Des

[j.sabourn]

#1... Last I heard Brian, Cappy was on the run think he tried to get advice from Vernon on how to join the Legion De E"strange. Think he was headed for Sfax, so maybe will find there waiting in the casbah while the legion checks up whether he was for or against brexit. Don't know whether France has any agreements with Australia, as there is still an outstanding warrant for his arrest for leaving a pregnant emu on the welfare state here. Have a good new year and if down this way is always beds here for you and Ann. Cheers JS

[cappy]

I am just recovering from the Mayhem caused by a Member on here, who wrecked John Arton's, Christmas Family Festivities.
He was told NOT to come, after his performance last year.
John made me Head of Security to keep the bum out , but the devious swine sneaked in, disguised as a Nun again as he did last year. I thought he would have come as some kind of froggy Frenchman,
I had all my Security men dressed as Nuns and armed. I even had Anne on guard with a Machine gun. So he must have mingled with my armed `Nuns` and avoided detection that way.
John has sacked me from his Security Team and has not only Not paid me but I have to pay for all the damage, the theft of several cases of Sols and the Nursing homes for the Ladies he upset.
I am now a few thousand pounds in debt and not a Happy man, Anne has now threatened to leave me as the money I have to find was my cruise money so that will have to be cancelled now.
If I had the money I would be on the train to Yorkshire to fix that Cappy for good.
Brian , who is weeping into his last tot of rum.

###cant understand what you are upset about i thought the party was great .....yes i came disguised as a nun ......and managed to get in the changing room with the nuns ......they all were getting changed when i entered and were naked as the day they were born......so i joined in got my kit off and ....well to say i was attacked would be putting it mildly.....they had never seen a willy since last year at johns party........the rest of your security team heard the shrieks of delight ......but the mother superior told them not to dare to enter the holy of holies .......the cases of sol that dissapeared were smuggled into our room in t,he knickers of the mother superior .......she was a big girl.....jeez i was nackered.....but the nuns all had an hours kip after the doings......and then joined the party.....they had a collection which i saw you give very generously to .......they want me to be a handyman at the nunnnery.....and have given me the collection money ........i said no lets all go on a cruise to hawaai on the maasdam which we have organised.......i will be diguised and so will my nuns......we will mingle with you but you wont know who we are......the only clue will be we are in the owners suite.......i have asked JS to be my security man.......he has promised to be celibate .....but i dont trust him with my nuns .....can you recommend anyone ......wonder if marion might like to come and be the mama san.......anyway must have some sleep now these nuns are unsatiable .........it was a good party though ......hope he has one next year.cappy

[j.sabourn]

I promise to be celebrate. Signed Papa San

[cappy]

I promise to be celebrate. Signed Papa San

porkies porkies and more porkies...and that is porkies NOT pokies......cappy

[gray_marian]

#6, "wonder if marion might like to come and be the mama san."

Wonder no more cappy M'lad.... Here's the Mama-san for you!

Chicago - When You're Good to Mama - Queen Latifah - YouTube
Video for youtube clip, When You're Good to Mama - Queen Latifa▶ 4:26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFp2ke920og

[Keith at Tregenna]

JUST BACK HOME: Had to check this thread, just incase it was I. (Re: A member on here is a bad lad)

PHEW, glad it was not me, do not have to make up an excuse now.

LOL. K.


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