Put Downs

[Captain Kong]

Mad Angus McAskill, the Bosun on the NZ Star, in 1953, always said between each smash of a Big Iron Fist,
"Don't uk about with ukall you know ukall about."
I was a quick learner.
Later he stood on the tracks and tried to stop a Big Canadian Pacific Locomotive with his Big Iron Fist, The Train did not stop.
Brian

[j.sabourn]

Your as much use as a spare plick at a wedding. Although by todays matrimonial laws this may now be incorrect. JS

[John Arton]

Your as much use as a spare plick at a wedding. Although by todays matrimonial laws this may now be incorrect. JS

or
as much use as a pork pie at a jewish wedding
or
as much use as tits on a bull.
rgds
JA

[happy daze john in oz]

As much use as a one armed paper hanger in a storm.

[Dennis McGuckin]

Your as much use as a spare plick at a wedding. Although by todays matrimonial laws this may now be incorrect. JS

Use that one all the time.
Think it says it all!!

[gray_marian]

A Scottish one I like is "She has a face like a nippy [sour] sweetie" or her face is tripping her

Another, girl or woman of loose moral standing or Brazen attitude a "gallus besom"
Think the equivalent in England would refer to same type as "a cow" a humongous no no up here when I was growing up

[Keith Tindell]

Used by one of the instructors at sea school, "trying to teach you lot is like trying to plait sawdust" kt