Artery......................... The study of paintings

Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria

Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die

Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section.............. A neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty

Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her

Colic.......................... A sheep dog

Coma........................... A punctuation mark

Dilate......................... To live long

Enema.......................... Not a friend

Fester......................... Quicker than someone else

Fibula.......................... A small lie

Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain..................... Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff................... A Doctor's cane

Morbid.......................... A higher offer

Nitrates........................ Cheaper than day rates

Node............................ I knew it

Outpatient...................... A person who has fainted

Pelvis.......................... Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative.................. A letter carrier

Recovery Room................... Place to do upholstery

Rectum.......................... Nearly killed him

Secretion....................... Hiding something

Seizure......................... Roman emperor

Tablet.......................... A small table

Terminal Illness................ Getting sick at the airport

Tumour.......................... One plus one more

Urine........................... Opposite of you're out

2 x Condoms..................... To be sure, to be sure!