You Know its getting near Christmas when

[John Arton]

You know its getting near Christmas when all those adverts that run on the side bar of your email program feature scantily dressed models in fetching underwear, its most distressing and distracting too when you are attempting to write a serious email and out of the corner of your eye all you can see is semi naked females.
Now I know that the above is nothing to do with maritime matters, its just that I have been emailing a friend of mine over some possible work and it took me an age due to all those scantily clad models running down the side of my puter screen.
rgds
JA

[Chris Allman]

I agree John but the only scantly clad females I see on my screen are toy fairies that my wife has been looking at for our granddaughter, I am just wondering what sites you have been visiting

[happy daze john in oz]

I agree John but the only scantly clad females I see on my screen are toy fairies that my wife has been looking at for our granddaughter, I am just wondering what sites you have been visiting

Interesting ones by the sound of it.

[John Arton]

Nothing naughty, just adverts running down the side of my BT Mail
Naughty sites!!! as I would!
rgds
JA

[Ron Kendall]

I have complained to TalkTalk, I don't appear to be getting those ads on my setup.

[Red Lead Ted]

John, You know xmas is on top of us because there are Easter Eggs on sale.....................

[happy daze john in oz]

Here in Oz we know that as soon as the footy season ends, last Saturday in September, it will be on for young and old in an effort to get you to buy the goods for Christmas.