Under the influence

[Richard Quartermaine]

As what I consider to be a professional drinker I am never under the influence of alcohol! I may consume to the extent where I find it difficult to negotiate the front room, or maybe find the bathroom, but thta is only because the ball and chain has moved the furniture during the evening, or closed the bathroom door.

Hanging on to and knocking on a lamp post "OPEN THISH BLEDDY DOOR- I know yer there - the lavvy light's on!!!"

(not) Richard

[john walker]

I like the quote attributed to W C Fields, He was working on a film with a child actor (He had no time for children) This particular brat always had freshly squeezed orange juice with his lunch WC fields topped this up with vodka, the kid drunk this concoction and became very ill chucking up all over the place. WC Fields was heard to remark "That kid should not drink he can't hold his liquor"

[Captain Kong]

I liked WC Fields, he once said.
"Any man who hates Kids and Dogs cant be all that bad."
sometimes , how true.
Brian

[Braid Anderson]

#13....That's what a lot of us Scots say about Auld Nick

[Des Taff Jenkins]

HI Marion.
I realized I was drinking to much when I fell off the sofa while watching TV, so now I only have three schooners and a couple of sherry's before dinner, hic. There I go dreaming again, when my wife asks you having a drink before dinner? I say "I'll have a small sherry.
Cheers Des

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[John Pruden]

I had a pretty hard time coming off the drink I would drink sometimes 2/3 days and it would have very little effect so it was time to part with it??jp

[j.sabourn]

John if anyone asks now if you drink too much, you can always say no I spill most of it. JS

[Lou Barron]

I have given up booze many times but i think i am to bloody old to give it up now so roll on the next G&T

[Doc Vernon]

Gave it up entirely in 1998 after my Heart attack and Doctors advice!
Used to Drink too much really!
Cheers

[j.sabourn]

Lou, will send you by email the hotel will be staying at with the date when get the info. from the tourist company, will have a G and T waiting if you can make it. Cheers John S.