Laurel and Hardy Day

[Richard Quartermaine]

Bleddy hell Brian, that was a serous case of philately. Thanks for the comedy but sorry for star.
Richard

[happy daze john in oz]

.....or should i say alive and being kicked .....

Is that why your rear end is blue in colour?

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Hi shipmates, Hi Captain Kong, We all have bad days, as the song goes into every life some rain must fall...

By the sounds of it Brian hit a full blown storm.

[Captain Kong]

0735 Monday,
So Far so Good.
Happy Days are here again??
Cheers
Brian

[John Pruden]

I have a L+H day nearly every day after 30 odd years of putting right others cockups in their houses I went past being surprised years ago of how stupid people are when starting to do anything around their houses things that would make L+H look normal that's why Barbara looks after my every need?{ahh life is hard lads}jp

[happy daze john in oz]

Reading it again reminds ne of question tim ein our parliament here in Oz.

[John Gill]

0735 Monday,
So Far so Good.
Happy Days are here again??
Cheers
Brian

09.08- still quiet Kong? No restless natives? early days yet!

[Louis the fly]

Brian, having read all the dilemmas you have faced my carefully thought out advice is this;
Wait until it is dark then go out and throw half a brick through your neighbours window, will make you feel much better.
If this fails gag the wife.

[Captain Kong]

0950 Monday.
Its started again I am bleddy sick.
I was making a pot of tea, just now, SHE, just behind me opens the Dishwasher door, I turn around and fall over it, Skinned all the skin off my left shin bone, now bleeding, as I fell over it onto the deck, I am rolling about in agony, she is rolling about laughing. `I hope you havent broken the door on the washer `, SHE says.
Is there no end to this torment??
SHE will have to go.
later when it stops raining I have to change my front wheel on the car as it is an old tyre,
I am dreading it. What is going to happen next?
If I am still alive later will let you know.
Have a nice day.
Brian.

[j.sabourn]

#19... Brian you need another holiday to relax. Come out here and will drink ourselves senseless and annoy cappy on the computer, will tell him we have found his ex the emu. As you know that is the name of a beer here so will be quite true. Cheers John S,

[cappy]

0950 Monday.
Its started again I am bleddy sick.
I was making a pot of tea, just now, SHE, just behind me opens the Dishwasher door, I turn around and fall over it, Skinned all the skin off my left shin bone, now bleeding, as I fell over it onto the deck, I am rolling about in agony, she is rolling about laughing. `I hope you havent broken the door on the washer `, SHE says.
Is there no end to this torment??
SHE will have to go.
later when it stops raining I have to change my front wheel on the car as it is an old tyre,
I am dreading it. What is going to happen next?
If I am still alive later will let you know.
Have a nice day.
Brian.

next time your taking a flight brian ....please keep all lnformed ..so we can make other plans

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will join you and kong on pop in oz will bring marys cousin two bum betty

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dont mention 2 bum betty that bloke rob will be desperate to come in case she spills the beans......... sh mums the word