Grand National Ladies Day - Wow

[cappy]

please show some decorum ....her not in her grave yet .....and such aspersions ......it wasnt like that when you tried to wheedle your way into her bed.......telling her you new a chippy who could make her a leg looking like marlene dietrich.....sales of parts of wooden leg going very well .....dont know who he is but got a letter from a bloke in perth asking was it more expensive to get the bit of wood nearest the crutch,,,,,,,and if there was no price difference could .........he because he came from north shields have that bit .......well i ask you......shame on you sir shame

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Your to late cappy it was "Ladies Day" yesterday.About 2 years ago one of the local residents was on the radio talking about it he said that they were coming into his road and using the back alley in full view of the kids playing.He said what they were going todo that year some the residents of each road were going to stand at the tops of there roads and not allow them access.Some people said that they were even doing on the main road.
Regards.
Jim.B.

#####see you ladies day next year jim

[Ivan Cloherty]

You should see many of them when the day is over,no shame about where they have a pee.
Regards.
Jim.B.

I suppose some people will say 'get over it, get used to it, it's only a bodily function' for me, it just saddens me, I still think of women as the fairer sex to be held in esteem and cared for, glad I'm old fashioned

[j.sabourn]

#12.. Ivan its a sign of the times, this equality stuff that has been well pushed past its limits. OK women got the vote then they wanted the same rights as men ok they got it, now they want to emulate drunk men down back alleys. They try and succeed in fighting like wild animals, and think it is good to film and put on the internet. Can you imagine being married to one of these scrubbers. I like my females like females also, maybe that is why so many are going bent, perhaps the present female scare them. Imagine the children that are born and brought up by such persons, why it ever got so far as some have gone put it down to the absolute decline in moral values.In a lot of cases they have no idea of decency, and this will continue and multiply until at the very least laws are made or readjusted to try and hold this steady decline in behaviour, and for Gods sake have some penaltys there not a slap on the wrist. Cheers JS

[Keith at Tregenna]

Aintree Sweet: Natalie Foulkes ?

K.

[Keith Tindell]

Hi, John S reference post 13, there is another way in which women have become equal to us males, now i kid you not, look it up on Amazon UK, it is the* She Wee*, a device that the females can use to urinate while standing up!!!, and without removing clothing. Soon we can all stand at the same trench, and while relieving ourselves, chat about horse racing, the weather or whatever, KT

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There must be an opening for some of you marketing guys, you could market the *she wee* with a flexible neck, so as to allow our female friends the opportunity to write their names in the snow !!, but we should warn them it takes years of practise, KT

[John Gill]

The mind boggles Keith.- surely the male trough is sometimes the only escape we have from our lovely female companions- imagine the unfairness of it all. Who would want your female urinal neighbour glancing across and down to assess what you've got, without you being unable to do likewise! And imagine the chat! All frocks and shoes. It'll never catch on.
gilly

[Don Rafferty]

I was doing some treework at a golf course and chatting with the Club Secretary about which day would be suitable, I mentioned a day and he said, 'Ah Ladies match on that day', which led to the inevitable discussion of where to go if you're 'caught short', normally not a problem with a golf course full of trees, the Club Secretary replied, 'That's alright, if they're Ladies they wont look, if they're not Ladies it wont matter'.

[Keith Tindell]

if i can spell it right *dorch sprung technik *, which according to the advert is , better by design ,, KT

[Kenneth Kenny]

Grand National E/W Bet.Mr Moonshine.Put your Sub on it.Ken.R634898.Don't Blame Me.

[John Pruden]

reading these makes me think of poor Mary all the dogs cocking their legs on the wooden one?jp