Fleetwood, a seafaring town.

[happy daze john in oz]

I would not spend one penny on French Products,
Those Scabs were selling Exocet Missiles and Super Entarde Jets to the Argies to kill our Sailors and Soldiers and Airmen.

You never used Condoms then Brian??

[j.sabourn]

Just at Xmas when he runs out of balloons. JS

[John Arton]

Humph!
Whats all this talk about wine for!
Beer or G and T not good enough.
If you want to be flash put a slice of lime or lemon in the G and T and hey presto not only are you building up an anti-malarial remedy but for every drink you are having on of your RDA amount of fruit.
Beer, drink enough and you will want to pee a lot, which is good as its flushing the kidneys through and also you are also keeping a regular check on your urine for signs of blood which could indicate prostrate problems looming.
To wine just makes you attempt to be romantic and fail miserably and has non of the above mentioned medicinal properties, red pee, must have been too much red wine last night.
LOL
JA

[gray_marian]

#33, Dear John, I don't like beer, lager, or ale. Spirits have to be disguised in cocktails then I don't taste them. As for the wine speak for yourself....... Ah John, would you have me go thirsty?

[John Arton]

Thirsty? for what
LOL
JA

[gray_marian]

#35..........,Never you mind!!

[John Arton]

~36
OUCH!!! (slapped W****t)
lol
JA

[gray_marian]

'Slapped wrist'????? I think that's what you said

[alf corbyn]

I think you will find that the uk is one of the largest producers of condoms

[Captain Kong]

I think you will find that the uk is one of the largest producers of condoms
.
. Hi Alf
When I watch that Jeremy Kyle show on TV at 0930 in the mornings. No one wears them, Jeremy is always sayin."Why dont you put something on the end of it." All the girls seem to have five kids with five different fathers and one of the lads on there had sired 14 kids all with different girls.
It seems that Britain has more Unmarried, under age, mothers than any other country in europe.

So I wonder who is buying all these condoms.
Cant be in Africa they breed like flies, cant be our neighbours from a certain religion as they have been told to breed so they can take over the world.
Cant be the French as they have their own French Letters.
SO I wonder who is getting it more than me.?
and I dont use them now.
Cheers
Brian.