The happiest town in England

[cappy]

Heard that the town council is going to ask Brian to act as Santa Claus this year to make all the immigrants feel at home. Will have to use his house as Santas Palace. John Sabourn

oh so humbly happy .....white man look after nice thingummy man give food and goodies to make me feel at home .....I come no drinky but will try your best alkyhol ....and dancing with your lovely lady it nice she no wear ***** I can see her lovely face .......pleasemake sure all fillet stake in curry halal ........your friend Mustapha crap.....ps I sending invite to all friends ....mr brian him happy neighbour him love mustapha

[Neville Roberts]

when you put up your house for sale Brian don't forget too advertise it in rupees as well as pounds so heyou can tell his relatives .

[John Pruden]

it must be true THE GRAND MUFTY SAY'S SO?jp

[robpage]

It would be grand to have a muff

[John Arton]

....dive!
rgds
JA

[John Pruden]

see there is a few swoopers on today lads?jp

[Captain Kong]

Well I guess we have that story licked.

[Jim Brady]

It's no wonder its the happiest town in England nobody works,they all drive 4x4's and even get free Combi boilers, that is what you call Utopia.
Regards.
Jim.B.

Brian,sorry if that sends your BP up!!!!get out the Glenffidick.

[Captain Kong]

Very True. I am not one of them, I was born here.
Cheers
Brian

[happy daze john in oz]

Well, I am surprised, rumor has it, that it is the happiest town in England because it has the most virgins, I find that a little hard to believe, but you never know ......................

Yes and they meet once a year in a phone box.