Smoking advice "Help Needed"

[Jim Brady]

Hi Rob,That reminds me of the Irish guy that got a job in a museum as a guide..A visitor asked him how old the dinosaur was,well he said it's 200 million years 3 months and 6 days old.Good god said the visitor how can they date it so precise.Well said Paddy when I started here I was told it was 200 million years old and I've been here 3 months and 6 days so thats it.
Regards.
Jim.B.

[Willie Saunders]

Dont mess with us Paddies !!

[Jim Brady]

Willie,I'm a Lurgan man myself.
Regards.
Jim.B.

[Willie Saunders]

Good man,Jim, we need to close ranks against those Limeys having a laugh at our expense, surely there must be some " English" jokes ? lol !

[Jim Brady]

Hi Willie,good man yourself (Willie was my dads name)It's the Irish that tell the best jokes all about themselves,the Irish know it's a joke the English believe that it realy happened.No honestly jokes about Pat and Mick and the Irish are quite believable at times and funny but some jokes put out by English guys are so stupid that they are beyond comprehension.We have all this race discrimination at the moment and people being upset about remarks made by fellow workers against their race or creed.I read somewhere the other day about an Irish person complaining about two fellow workers telling Irish jokes,they have been suspended and will most probably loose their jobs.The best of Irish comedians that made the big time on British T.V. was because they told Irish jokes.What is going on how thin skinned are people becoming.!!!
Regards.
Jim.B.

[Willie Saunders]

Jim, I cannot press the Like button, cos there isnt a like-it -a- lot one, ha! ha!

[Ivan Cloherty]

Hi Willie,good man yourself Jim.B.

Ah Jim Lad, what has this got to do with smoking, and do I suspect an hint of English discrimination in there. No axe to grind just look at my family name. Personally I find that the English can laugh at themselves and have a great sense of humour

Happy new year

[robpage]

That can be my new year resolution , Not to offend the fellows of the United Kingdom regional countries and our neighbours in the Irish Republic "

So there were two Poles , Patrik and Michaela ........

[Gulliver]

Personally I find that the English can laugh at themselves and have a great sense of humour

Happy new year

Most of us Ivan,but for God's Sake don't tell any Scouse jokes !

Gulliver

[Ivan Cloherty]

Good man,Jim, we need to close ranks against those Limeys having a laugh at our expense, surely there must be some " English" jokes ? lol !

OK Willie reverse Irish joke for you

Two Englishmen in a bar in Dublin the worse for wear (the men, not the bar, well maybe both)

1st English to barman "I say Paddy did you know that St Patrick was an Englishman"

No response from barman

1st English again to barman "I say Paddy did you know that St Patrick was an Englishman"

Bartender continues to polish his glasses, no response

2nd Englishman to barman "I say Paddy did you know St Patrick was an idiot"

Barman's response "Yes sir your friend just told me!"



Oh by the way, when did Irishmen start calling Englishmen "Limeys" has Ireland become the 53rd State