Virtual Ship

[Graham Payne]

After reading this lot, please could I be coxswain of the lifeboat and I ain't getting out of it, definitley not on this trip. Graham

[Doc Vernon]

After reading this lot, please could I be coxswain of the lifeboat and I ain't getting out of it, definitley not on this trip. Graham

Graham mate you will have to confer with the Capt on that one,but he is away at the moment (i think he is on the Town with a few of those shaply Witches haha)
I am down the Bilges with the Keg, and holding on to that jar of Vaseline! haha!
I think John and a few others are after it! haha!
Now where can i hide it??
OK no nasty comments!!!
Cheers
Vernon

Oh boy just wait till the Capt gets back!!

[Geoff Anderson]

After reading this lot, please could I be coxswain of the lifeboat and I ain't getting out of it, definitley not on this trip. Graham

hi graham, wheres your spirt of adventure, i hope you haven't drunk it. and its no use staying in the lifeboat,as young alfs nicked all the plugs for his home brew. so come on out of that boat and find yourself a cabin. stow your gear.this ship is a non payer and a non feeder.so there's on stores in the boats either, we've ate them. so come on lad show some metal, the world is your oyster! you don't have to be mad to join this ship but if you are it helps. helps a lot.
taffy 1i

hey lads, just had a letter from somebody wanting the skippers job, theve sent a photo, what do you think?????. at least she looks better than mike. taffy 1i

[Dennis McGuckin]

Aye Aye,
Chief it is Den
Yes I am Jealous Of Your Big Fishes Mate
You bringing Them Salmon for the rest of us for supper?
Cheers
Pete

As it happens, I am off today up Island for a week or so fishing.
Full report when I get back. Promise no tall tails!
Den.

[Dennis McGuckin]

hi den , so lets get this one right,you dont want to be called, masterbaker . you would like to be chief masterbaker.have i go it right?
taffy 1i

Eh, have to think about that one.
Den.

[Geoff Anderson]

Aye Aye,
Chief it is Den
Yes I am Jealous Of Your Big Fishes Mate
You bringing Them Salmon for the rest of us for supper?
Cheers
Pete

hi pete ,try this one. www.wsfc.co.nz tis our local fishing club, has some nice photo's of fish caught in our local waters.
geoff

[Doc Vernon]

I am being put of a bit with you lurking down below with a lecherous grin on your face trying to convince one that Vaseline is good for piles. Call me cynical but I am staying up here as I have seen one or two of the crew walking around a bit funny lately and I am having doubts as to your honorable intentions to us all. Les

Now Les,
I am an Honourable Man mate,and hand on Heart,i have stowed that jar of Vaseline somewhere it will be completety safe haha!
Than grin on my face is that of content,you see i have had one of those nice Wenches down here with me for some time now,but its all over now!! Sadly!!
So i am once again coming up to resume my rightfull duties,as i hear that there are some starving poor buggers walking around looking a bit funny haha!!
Anyone for Dinner! Please!! No Shoving!

Any complaints see geoff taffy 1i-lookout/farmer/painter/2nd cook
mike l, galley boy
den-baker/tabnab maker

Hope after this lovely Meal and Service my honorable intentions to all will be restored! haha!
Cheers
Vernon

[Geoff Anderson]

Now Les,
I am an Honourable Man mate,and hand on Heart,i have stowed that jar of Vaseline somewhere it will be completety safe haha!
Than grin on my face is that of content,you see i have had one of those nice Wenches down here with me for some time now,but its all over now!! Sadly!!
So i am once again coming up to resume my rightfull duties,as i hear that there are some starving poor buggers walking around looking a bit funny haha!!
Anyone for Dinner! Please!! No Shoving!

Any complaints see geoff taffy 1i-lookout/farmer/painter/2nd cook
mike l, galley boy
den-baker/tabnab maker

Hope after this lovely Meal and Service my honorable intentions to all will be restored! haha!
Cheers
Vernon

hi vernon. i hope youve washed your hands after playing with them wenches?
how do you make a cocoanut sandwich. do you have to remove the shell first? oooops. its ok lads just spit out the hard bits.and i hope that spring lamb was not one of mine. as ive just drenched them for worms and parasites.
never mind. at least nobody will have them either. thats if they survive. so if you see anybody acting strange. just ignore them. best wishes taffy 1i.

[Geoff Anderson]

hi all. well as mike has done us all proud ,do you think we could club together and have a special cake made for him?? what do you think den? your the chief masterbater.
taffy 1i

[Graham Payne]

hi graham, wheres your spirt of adventure, i hope you haven't drunk it. and its no use staying in the lifeboat,as young alfs nicked all the plugs for his home brew. so come on out of that boat and find yourself a cabin. stow your gear.this ship is a non payer and a non feeder.so there's on stores in the boats either, we've ate them. so come on lad show some metal, the world is your oyster! you don't have to be mad to join this ship but if you are it helps. helps a lot.
taffy 1i

hey lads, just had a letter from somebody wanting the skippers job, theve sent a photo, what do you think?????. at least she looks better than mike. taffy 1i

With her as the Skipper I'm out of the lifeboat "TOOT SWEET". PLEASE, PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE can I be the Captains Tiger, never worked in catering but with HER, "I CAN LEARN VERY QUICK"