Virtual Ship

Drakes Golden Behind, broom sticks in awkward places, well you can sweep up while you have the opportunity,Alf asleep at the wheel, no food, no grog, Vernon going incogneto with a new name. This sounds like a voyage of discovery, and we may just discover where the vaso went?:eek:

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Originally Posted by x taffy 2

hi george.. you ve been found !, you were lurking in the forums. so now your in the brig. check your visitor messages. thats unless there are two of you, ho no there cant be two of you. tell me its you and not your twin. anyway one of you ,is in the brig signed on as general dogs body.



taffy 1i

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Hi xtaffy 2 been into my visitor messages what am I looking for no change since I was last there "O" and don't give me over to that Vernon I'm not doing his doby George :eek:

hi george . opppps.i know i posted a message for you , are well another one in the stratosphere, haha. only if you are a good boy. we'll let you off doing vernons dhobi. i wouldn't want to do his socks.they were tap dancing last night.all on their own.and god only knows what his bundies are like, haha.i think the best job for you is to take over as galleyboy . till mike gets back. so hop to it, get some grub ready, were all starving. any special orders for grub????

taffy 1i :D

ps i'll be keeping a beady eye on you.

Ho ! I see George approaching on the Port side now,must have just come out of the Bilge,but wait! Oh damn his just vanished again the slippery bugger! Now i know where that Vaso went,he has creamed himself in it so he can get into all the samll nooks and crannies! haha:)

He must have got sight of me then and ducked for cover,caus he dont want to do no Doby for me ! haha!:D

Come out Come out wherever you are George,we will get you yet!

Cheers

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Originally Posted by x taffy 2

hi george . opppps.i know i posted a message for you , are well another one in the stratosphere, haha. only if you are a good boy. we'll let you off doing vernons dhobi. i wouldn't want to do his socks.they were tap dancing last night.all on their own.and god only knows what his bundies are like, haha.i think the best job for you is to take over as galleyboy . till mike gets back. so hop to it, get some grub ready, were all starving. any special orders for grub????

taffy 1i :D

ps i'll be keeping a beady eye on you.

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Thank goodness I escaped that Vernon x taffy 2 aint bad but they dont relise that there is a need to dock the ship for stores unless Mike L brings some when he rejoins after his leave better get on and report to the cook and see what he's got up his sleeve George

Bad news lads on the radio today, it would appear next month has been declared OcSOBer, no alcoholic drinks to be taken for one month! Vernon will be in trouble no pud to suck on, we might all be in trouble cos when we sober up we might find out just what a mess we are in. think the best idea is ti ignore the request and continue as normal, 'nother pink gin please james'. Poor Alf will miss out again, back on the wheel. Obviously those who made the decission on this one are not real people, must be politicians.:eek:

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Originally Posted by happy daze john in oz

Bad news lads on the radio today, it would appear next month has been declared OcSOBer, no alcoholic drinks to be taken for one month! Vernon will be in trouble no pud to suck on, we might all be in trouble cos when we sober up we might find out just what a mess we are in. think the best idea is ti ignore the request and continue as normal, 'nother pink gin please james'. Poor Alf will miss out again, back on the wheel. Obviously those who made the decission on this one are not real people, must be politicians.:eek:

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hi all. ok who lifted the rock this bugger was hiding under?????. i can understand the no smoking day, gay day, dikes on bikes day etc etc. But no grog for a month. obviosly some desk jockey who's a manic depressive, finished the crossword, clipped its nails ,picked its bum and nose. and then thought who it could pee off today.AHHH lets have a no drinking MONTH.
taffy in the land of fog lockers.

Haha! now i can see you all suffer! No Grog hey,well i will be OK me lads as i have just received an entire Pallet load of Coke(no not that kind haha!) and Ginger Beers lovely refreshing and Cool!
I am taking the lot down to the Bilge with me,locking myself in there and not coming up till the Grog starts to flow again,as i can see a Mutiny approaching!
Let me get out of here quick smart! :eek:
Food i have plenty of too stashed away,been saving up for just this occasion! Ohh! will i ever get out of here alive!! Help@:confused:

See ya all later,much later!:D

well mick if you are looking for a good pantry boy,iv got to be your man,i do a mean washing up pal,and i was trained by the best,at gravesend,just tell me when we sail and i will be there,i will be in charge of ordering the beer as well,us yorkshire lads can shift a few,and we dont want to run out,just tell me when,and where.se you later shipmates. kenny b

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Originally Posted by Les

I am getting a bit concerned about being around you Vernon? What with the jar of vaso and now locking yourself away with the "ginger beers" I am not to sure that your handling of the food would be all that kosher. Would not mind some of your coke though to go with the grog that I made as it helps take the rough edge of it. Saw Den straining cans of brasso through a loaf of stale bread so it looks like he is getting short on grog. Alf is okay but is smelling a lot with the Old Spice that I have seen him having a nip of so we had better start getting some more liquid stores soon. As for abstaining for a month may I suggest that we sit on the international date line of K1W1 for that month then we can technically miss it. Les

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hi all. I'm thinking the same Les. Vernon's turning!. no not that way ,well i hope not that way?. i think its about time we got some food and drink out of him, I'm dry as a nuns preverbles, and Ive now got to hold my pants up with string, having lost so much weight. hes turned into a right chief steward!!!.
right lads ill cure him, STAND BY TO FLOOD THE BILGES. Les ,john stand by the manhole when he comes out grab him,and push him back in .dont let him out until hes given us all his stores.then throw him a bar of soap so he can do his own dhobi.
we'd better give Alf and den the first drinks as they need a good flush out. of good alcohol
like that idea of staying on the date line. but better still find Parliament. i bet them polies dont and cant stay dry for a month.
Taffy 1i :D