Not actual Poetry

[Doc Vernon]

A Seaman

Between the innocence of infancy and
The recklessness of adultery comes that unique
Specimen of humanity known as a seaman
Seamen can be found in bars, in arguments
In bed, in debt and intoxicated.
They are tall, short, fat, thin, dark, fair but never normal.
They dislike ships food, chief engineers, writing letters
Sailing on Saturdays and dry ships.
They like receiving mail, paying off day, nude pin ups,
Sympathy, complaining and beer.
A seamans secret ambition is to change positions
With the owner for just one trip, to own a brewery
And to be loved by everyone in the world.
A seaman is a Sir Galahad in a Japenese brothel,
A pyschiatrist with Readers Digest on the table,
Don Quixote with a discharge book,
The saviour of mankind with his back teeth awash,
Valentino with a fiver in his back pocket and
Democracy personified in a red Chinese prison cell.
No one is subject to so much abuse, wrongly accused,
So often misunderstood by so many as a seaman.
He has the patience of Job, the honesty of a fool,
And the heaven sent ability to laugh at himself.
When he returns home from a long voyage
No one else but a seaman can create such an atmosphere
Of suspense and longing as he walks through the door
With the magic words on his lips,
HAVE YOU GOT THE ALE IN THEN !!

A public Domain Quote!

Vernon

[happy daze john in oz]

Then of course the usual welcome, 'nice to see you home, when you going back'?

[alf corbyn]

and don't forget her memorable words. WHEN YOU GOING BACK?. cheers. alf

[Michael Lawrence]

Vernon. Good as always, but shouldn't you be aboard getting the afternoon tabnabs ready?

[Doc Vernon]

I will be off now Capt!
The crew will be awaiting their midday snacks! haha!
Cheers
Vernon

[Geoff Anderson]

hi vernon , see i told you he has eyes everywhere. you never know where he is. eyes like a ty bach rat,ie ,ty= house, bach = small.

best wishes geoff