Singer

[dave moore]

I used to be a folk singer,every time I got up to sing everybody thought ,OH Folk

[vic mcclymont]

You been at Xmas crackers again Dave.

[dave moore]

Try this one ,A spritulist was having a mass meeting and was asking the audience different questions,on was has anyone present ever had intercourse with a ghost all was silent until an old man in the back row called out I have the spiritualist replied where and when did you have intercourse with a ghost the old man replied with a ghost I thought you said a bloody goat .

[dave moore]

Gulliver,problem is there's plenty more floating about where those came from,happy days.

[Doc Vernon]

You and me both Gulliver! Santa alike! LOL

[happy daze john in oz]

There I was today in a shopping center when the local Father Christmas called me over, it was a bit quiet at the time.
Told me he has been at it for 19 years, I concluded he meant playing Santa.
He then told me kids are no longer allowed to sit on his knee, but if I wanted to get into the spirit I was quite at liberty to sit on it, his knee that is.
Having been on UCL ships I declined.