Notices

[Ivan Cloherty]

In a Bangkok Temple:

It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man

Cocktail Lounge Norway:

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar

Doctor's office Rome :
Specialist in women and other diseases

Dry Cleaners Bangkok;

Drop your trousers here for best results

In Nairobi Restaurant;

Customers who find our waitresses rude, ought to see the manager

On a main road leaving Mombasa:

When this sign is under water the road is impassable

Advert in a local paper:

Are you an adult who cannot read, if so we can help

Notice in Abu Dhabi Souk:

If the front is closed please enter through my backside

[john sutton]

Subject: Fwd: A little humor













































Thoughts on Sex












"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia







"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

Jack Nicholson






"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Robin Williams






"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro






"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"

Jerry Seinfeld








Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.



Steve Martin






" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde




" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns

[Ivan Cloherty]

More unusual notices.

On a London city restaurant;
Open seven days a week and at weekends

On a Swiss menu;
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for

In a Tokyo bar;
Special cocktails for ladies with nuts

A hotel in Japan;
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaib

A laundry in Rome;
Ladies leave your clothes here and then spend the afternoon having a good time

Hotel in Zurich;
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.