Well I for one have always abstained from drinking alcohol plus never smoked in my life. As for going with loose women well thought that would be wrong as well. The reason I do not drink alcohol is that it makes me lie. Hic Hic. Sod it all live dangerously and die young to be a good looking corpse I say. Had to many laughs with like minded people to change my ways and become a bible bashing teetotaller as the pub is open the same time as the church. Fancy waking up in the morning knowing this is as good as I am going to be all day.
That's the way the mop flops.
My thanks to Brian for this site.