Seductive wife

[John Arton]

In a seductive voice, the wife asked her husband if he would like to see a crumpled £20,yes please he says, the wife slowly unbuttons her top and from her lacey bra pulls out a crumpled £20 note, this excites the husband.
Would you like y see a crumpled £50 note?
Oh yes the excited husband says.
The wife slowly lifts her skirt and takes out a crumpled £50 note out of her knickers.
To her now very excited husband she says
Would you like to see a crumpled £50;000
Oh yes says the husband, wondering just what the wife will do,
Wait for it



Its in the garage!!!!
Rgds
J.A