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11th April 2025, 10:13 AM
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Zoo quest
A man gets a job at the local zoo and is given three tasks.
The first is to clean the exotic fish pond. Whilst doing this a large fish jumps out and bites him. He takes his spade a bashes on its head killing it. To hide his action he throws it into the lions den, as lions eat anything don't they.
Next task was in the chimp's enclosure but as soon as he enters they start throwing coconuts at him. Taking his spade he swipes at them killing two of them. He takes the two dead ones and throws them into the lions den, because lions eat everything don't they.
Third task was to collect honey from the bees hives but as soon as he starts the bees start swarming and attacking him. Taking his spade he smashes the hives squashing all the bees. Taking all the squashed bees he took them to the lions den and threw them in, because lions eat everything don't they.
A few days later a new lion joined the zoo and asked the other lions what the food was like,
..,.,.....wait for it
Foods great they tell him, we get,
Fish, chimp's and mushy bees.
Got it.
Rgds
J.A
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