Paddy went to the Doc’s today. And said, “do you treat alcoholics”, The Dr replied, “of course we do”………Paddy said, “great, get your coat on; I’m feckin skint.

The barman says to Paddy, “Your glass is empty; fancy another one?” lookin’ puzzled, Paddy says, “Why would i be needed two empty feckin glasses?”


NHS happy meal.jpg

meat packer.jpg

well could happen.jpg