A lady was driving down the road when she got pulled over by the police.
The policeman told the lady, did you know were speeding madam ?
No, she replied
I need your license, vehicle registration and insurance, he says.
I don't have a licence, she says
Why, asks the policeman
It got taken away after I was found to be driving whilst over the limit
Vehicle registration then, he asks.
No she says, I stole this car,
How, he asks
I stabbed him dead
(By know the policeman is getting worried so calls for backup)
What happened to him? He asked
I cut him up into pieces and put him in the boot.
By now backup has arrived and he orders out of the car
Once again he asks her for her licence and she produces a valid licence from her handbag
He then asks again for the vehicle registration document
She pulls it out of her handbag and shows him i proving that she owned the vehicle
Similarly she provides a valid insurance document.
The policeman turns to the backup officer and told him, when I stopped her she said she had no licence, no registration document and no insurance,
She also said the car was stolen and she had murdered the owner cut him into pieces and stuffed him in the boot, so can you check the boot.
The backup policeman opens the trunk and finds it empty
Reporting this to the original policeman he says
She must have being lying when you stopped her as she has a licence, registration and insurance documents and there's nothing in the boot
The lady says
I bet he told you I was also speeding.
Rgds
J.A
It's an old one but worthwhile repeating