T Shirt Logic

[j.sabourn]

Or a few things sighted on males T shirts .
1. I thought growing old would take longer.
2. If guns kill people I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunks, spoons make people fat.
3. So when is “ This old enough to know better” supposed to cut in.
4. God created Man and Woman. Democrats created all other genders.
5. If you see me talking to myself . Just move along . I’m self employed we’re having a staff meeting.
6. At my age getting lucky means walking into a room and remembering why I’m there.
7. If men are from Mars and women from Venus , I assume those other genders were pulled out of Uranus.
8. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.
9. My wife says I have only 2 faults, I don’t listen and something else.
10.Having a dog named Shark at the beach was a bad idea.
JS

[J Gowers]

I worked in Nigeria on and off from 2000 to 2010.
Going through airports and traveling around the country you were always asked three questions.

How are You?

How is the family?

Have you anything for me?

I met a guy who had a T shirt made with the answers.

I am fine

My family is fine.

I have nothing for you

[j.sabourn]

#1. I’m fat , but I identify as skinny -I’m trans slender.
I bet aliens ride past earth and lock their doors.
You can’t scare me I have daughters.
I have selective hearing . I’m sorry you were not selected.
I’m not arguing , I am just explaining why I’m right.
Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things.only slower.
JS

[Graham Payne]

Like them.

[happy daze john in oz]

Looking in the book for the bit that tells you when you are too old to climb a ladder.

Any one know??

[j.sabourn]

When you fall off it ? JS

[J Gowers]

Many years ago I saw a T shirt in Singapore, it said:-

Join the Navy

Travel to far off distant lands

Meet dusky beauties

And catch strange exotic diseases

Got to admit I ticked all those boxes.

[j.sabourn]

Where I live in Mandurah they have a crabbing season every year. Some time ago if I remember correctly I had it on a badge and took it back and gave to Cappy so he could wear it with pride. It said “ I caught Crabs in Mandurah “ he doesn’t add any amusing anecdotes to the site today, don’t think his wife Pat would have let him wear it though although he would have done so am sure. Cheers JS

[happy daze john in oz]

Saw a guy in Weymouith with an ALDI Tee shirt which had the name changed from ALDI to BALDY, he had no hair.

[Bill Morrison]

I found this one on Ebay.
Bill.