farmers humour

[Keith Tindell]

The BBC it seems have developed a sense of humour, heard yesterday on BBC4. man driving down a rural road, approaches a farm, and runs down a cockerel and kills it, feeling guilty, he knocks on the farmers door, the farmers wife answers, and he explains he has killed the cockerel, and he is happy to replace it, thats fine she says, hens are round the back !!. did give ma a laugh, not many to those on the BBC.

[John Gill]

Sounds like a cock&bull story to me.

[happy daze john in oz]

Two tramps were walking along the road in need of a feed.
One of them picks up a piece of horse dung and goes up to the farm house.
'Please can I have some food, all I have to eat is this'
Come in said the farmer, cook will get you some food.

Later down the road the second man picks up a piece of horse dung and goes to the farm house.

'Please sir all I have to eat is this piece of cold horse dung, can you give me something'

Of course, go round to the stables and ask the man there for a warm piece.

[j.sabourn]

#3 Them same two tramps after a day of bludging off innocent passers by had enough to go into a cafe for something to eat, this cafes claim to fame was we will feed you any exotic food you desire. Sitting down the waitress comes to take their order and they both wanted sausages in Chickens waistcoats so off she goes to see the chef. Comes back with their order and straight away both say these aren’t chickens waistcoats ,they were sausages placed in durex I know said the waitress but the cook says they are are out of them at the moment and he only has cocks jackets to replace them . JS