Pun ot the day

[Tony Taylor]

Shotgun wedding - a matter of wife or death.

[Tony Taylor]

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

[j.sabourn]

A majority of Archeologists are women, due to their natural ability to dig up the past. JS

[happy daze john in oz]

They also have the ability to bury stuff to bring up at a later date

[James Curry]

A debate with my better half, (debate?)row usually ends with the words , from herself, that's the end of it now!!! 5 minutes later I will usually hear from the kitchen!! oh and another thing!!!!

I learnt long ago , you will never win an arguement with a woman.

Best just to say, I am away out with the dog for a walk, usually enough to quieten her down for a spell. Best get quick before she screams we haven't got a dog.

[Tony Taylor]

A debate with my better half, (debate?)row usually ends with the words , from herself, that's the end of it now!!! 5 minutes later I will usually hear from the kitchen!! oh and another thing!!!!

I learnt long ago , you will never win an arguement with a woman.

Best just to say, I am away out with the dog for a walk, usually enough to quieten her down for a spell. Best get quick before she screams we haven't got a dog.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

[James Curry]

Is he a friend of Ivan's, I cheated I had to Google Ivan Pavlov, I did think you had made a typo as in Pavlova pavlova-983289.jpg

[Ivan Cloherty]

Is he a friend of Ivan's, I cheated I had to Google Ivan Pavlov, I did think you had made a typo as in Pavlova pavlova-983289.jpg

I never had friends that fruity

[Doc Vernon]

Some Humour to add to this Pun Thread! Yea! all Corny i guess! LOL


I meant to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Did you hear about that great new shovel? It’s ground breaking

Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing

Two antennas got married last Saturday. The reception was fantastic.

The golfer brought an extra pair of pants in case he got a hole in one

How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

My fear of moving stairs is escalating.

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. ( And this one is for ?? Oh i forget now LOL))

[James Curry]

Heard this one on the news yesterday

Cemeteries are only to be used for burials.

It was in relation to snow and cold weather forecast!!!!