Bob.

[j.sabourn]

Bob the undertaker recently came home with a black eye. His wife said to him, what happened to you. I’ve had a terrible day says Bob, I had t go to a Hotel where a guest had died in his sleep . When I got there the Manager said they couldn’t get him into the body bag , he had a huge erection, anyhow I went up grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half . I see said the wife that must have been terrible , but how did you get the black eye ? Bob replied wrong room ? JS

[cappy]

bob the undertaker recently came home with a black eye. His wife said to him, what happened to you. I’ve had a terrible day says bob, i had t go to a hotel where a guest had died in his sleep . When i got there the manager said they couldn’t get him into the body bag , he had a huge erection, anyhow i went up grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half . I see said the wife that must have been terrible , but how did you get the black eye ? Bob replied wrong room ? Js

he was one unlucky funeral director did he get hit twice in one eye or once in each eye.....lol r683532

[Doc Vernon]

What Happened ! We had Three Bob's but i though one was enough! LOL
Stuttering again JS!!!

[j.sabourn]

Trying to correct a spelling mistake. This IPad has an eye of its own.The usual 3 are,.....Here’s mud in your eye, Och aye. And why Aye . Thanks for removing the passengers. JS

[happy daze john in oz]

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’

She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’

The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’

She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’

The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week And I’ll light a fertility candle for ye And yer hoosband.’

She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father…’ They then parted ways..

Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’
She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’
The Father asked, ‘And tell me , Have ye any wee ones yet?’

She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles, Ten in all!’

The Father said, ‘That’s wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?’

She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle!!!