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16th September 2021, 11:45 AM
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Definitions Not in Dictionary.
Adult..... A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle .
Beauty Parlour....A place where women curl up and dye.
Cannibal...Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens...The only animals you can eat before they are born. and after they dead.
Committee... A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Dust... Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Egotist... Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Handkerchief... Cold storage.
Inflation... Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Mosquito...An insect that makes you like flies better.
Raisin...Grape with sunburn.
Secret...Something you tell to one person at a time.
Skeleton...A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
Toothache... The pain that drives you to extraction.
Tomorrow... One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
Yawn...An honest opinion openly expressed.
And my personal favourite ...
WRINKLES;.... Something other people have.
I have... CHARACTER LINES !!!!
JS
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