A poetry competition was held, the last two contestants arrived, a University couple and a bushie.
The Uni couple came up with this one.

On the lonely desert sands we came across a caravan
Men with camels two by two, on their way to Timbuktu

Then the bushie got up.

Me and Tim a hunting went, met three girls in a pop up tent.
They were three and we were two,
So I bucked one and Tim Bucked two