Blind Cowboy

[j.sabourn]

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while , he yells to to the bartender, Hey. you wanna hear a blonde joke ?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says. Before you tell that joke , Cowboy,
I think it only fair , seeing as you are blind , that you should know five things;
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy club.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall , 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously , Cowboy...do you still wanna tell that blonde joke ?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second , shakes his head and mutters. No ..not if I"m gonna
have to explain it five times ...
JS

[Keith at Tregenna]

Good one.

K.