Legs and stutters

[j.sabourn]

As there are often posts on Mary’s wooden leg , and somewhere in the many posts there must be one on stuttering , thought it would maybe put a more serious complexion of things if told a short story of a bloke I knew who had a bad stutter whose father had one leg shorter than the other.
One day they are walking into town and the son says to his father, Dddddaaaad I’ve gggggotttto sollllutttion ttttooo yooourr liiiimpiiing . What’s that son says his dad ? Wwwwwalkk wwwithh oooone llllleg iiin tttthhhe ggggutttter he says. So the father to appease the son does so. Along comes a 49 bus and knocks his father down. He is rushed into hospital in dire straights and almost dies. A week later the son goes into see his father in the ward lying there in traction bandaged up leg hanging up in a plaster cast. After all the embracing etc. The father says to the son , son I’ve got a good cure for your stutter. Wwwwhats ttthat dddddad ? He says. Keep your effing mouth shut he says. JS.....

[cappy]

mary said the only time you stuttered was when you had to pay .......she ses you certainly didnt stutter when telling her of your carnal desires......cappy

[j.sabourn]

It’s hard to stutter on 4 letter words Cappy. JS

[cappy]

home guard lod chap in the war in charge of anti aircraft gun but has a stutter ...ist time an german plane comes over tellhis crew sssssstand bbbbbbby......gggggget rrrrrrready ffffffffff feck it we will get him next time.......

[j.sabourn]

#4. Was usual to say fire fire fire three times Cappy , the military certainly didn’t cater for those with speech impediments. JS.

[happy daze john in oz]

Thinking about Mary today as it happened.

In the shopping center and they have up dated the dunnys there.
Into the male and noticed 8 new stalls all with dividing bits.
But I noticed 7 where at one height and the other much lower.

I concluded they do not get many dwarfs in there.