don't scratch them check them

[John Pruden]

having had a couple of months waiting for results lads if you find a lump in your testicals get them checked i got the all clear yesterday easy to overlook things that only take a minute? the first thing the doctor in hospital said no cancer it was like an anvil coming of my shoulders check it may save your life someday?jp

[Captain Kong]

Just PM d you John.
Cheers
Brian.

[cappy]

get the buggers back to work john and shoot for England or better still the world cappy

[John Pruden]

you can all call me ******** if you like i have 9 yes 9 of them and the xrays to prove itjp

[Captain Kong]

I used to think Biggest is best, until I got a hydrocele.
Brian

[cappy]

yer dad must have been a Geordie weve all got 9 at least and bleedin whoppers that's wat I keep tellinmy mrs anyway good luck cappy

[cappy]

don't know what a hydrowhatever is but if my mrs sees this sheel want one cappy

[Captain Kong]

Hi Cappy ,
A Hydrocele is when one of the goolies swell up as big as a tennis ball or bigger, there is a blockage in one of the many tubes in there, it fills with fluid that is why it swells up..
It is harmless but it needs an operation with general anaesthetic to get it cleared. and return to normal size.
One may come your way eventually.
Cheers
Brian.

[cappy]

don't want one thankyou I think its what we used to call a blue ball regards cappy

[alf corbyn]

sounds like someones got a bunch of grapes