Going to take me a while

[Keith at Tregenna]

Handling the odd shaped ball is normal, the football - the clue is in foot.

Best wash your hands after in case.

LOL.

K.

[happy daze john in oz]

TO be on the safe side I will stick with tennis.

All very fine Victoria, but have you seen where some of the professional females put them when playing?

[happy daze john in oz]

There is a man here in Melbourne who has a tennis ball from one of the opens.
He has it on a stand with a sign saying
'This is from Anna Kornakova and at one time she held it up her shorts'.
He put it up on a radio dial in sight for all to see.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

John, if you watch carefully any woman tennis player that puts two balls up her shorts is signaling someone, a bit like men, with one ball their off their game, with two they think their going to win a trophy.
Des

[j.sabourn]

Doesn’t say much for poor old Goebells he had no balls at all. To crown it all he lost his head after the Nuremberg trials like poor old Yamashita in 1946. JS.

[happy daze john in oz]

Then we have Vernon spraying his with WD40 before he plays golf.