Run lady run

[happy daze john in oz]

I am not sure if this should be here or in the joke section, but had I not heard it with mine own ears I may well have considered this a joke.

Here In Melbourne we have an all girls school for those females who at times pose as a black letter box.

The principal as degreed thus, there must be no running by the students as by doing so they will lose their virginity. We know this to be rubbish as lady with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down.
He has also banned all physical sports, tennis, basketball, netball, etc. He is concerned that if they break a bone as a result of an accident whilst playing they will become unfertile and unable to marry.

The sad thing is we have a first class medical system here but they still go to see the local witch doctor

Minister for education is to investigate the matter.

[j.sabourn]

That Principal must have been reading Confucious John, the saying was Rape impossible woman who run with skirts up can run faster that man with pants down, He had plenty of sayings did old confucious another one was woman pilot who fly upside down will have crack up. There was a post somewhere with all his known or made up sayings Cheers JS