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[John Gill]

I hate when Doctors asks questions such as: "Are you sexually active?"

Depends on what you mean by "active".

There are plenty of "active" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years.

[cappy]

security not secure on the site i keep getting message from windows ....any one else affected regards cappy

[John Gill]

anyone close to you patching into your system? sometimes if your system is open and not password protected it can be accessed. Alternately, could be a scam to get you to buy unwanted security software.

[cappy]

thanks john regards cappy

[happy daze john in oz]

security not secure on the site i keep getting message from windows ....any one else affected regards cappy

Cappy check the spelling, think it might be Widows.

[happy daze john in oz]

Grand Prix here yesterday and on the radio they were talking about the noice the cars make. New formula this year so they are a little quieter. The radio commentator asked people to phone in with their fav car sounds. One guy said, 'Sound of the mother in laws car as she pulls out of our driveway'.

[j.sabourn]

Thats Black Widows Cappy. Hope you like spiders. Didnt see any on your journeys to Whitby today then. Crabs I suppose were the biggest problem Cheers John S

[robpage]

I never minded the girls from the Ferry Inn South Shields with the crabs , at least they moved about when having sex , gave more of a performance

[cappy]

I never minded the girls from the Ferry Inn South Shields with the crabs , at least they moved about when having sex , gave more of a performance

####dont think it was anything you were doing for them rob .....they probably had greek crabs indian crabspakistani crabs chinese crabs ......in fact crabs from each seafaring nation in the world all wriggling and jigglinground there public parts ....yes public parts.......and no doubt added to it all a touch of sheep scab .....wold give them the right to say to some young apprentice.......like to try something new captain.....and of course they did.....regards cappy.......mind it did have the first wurlitzer in shields

[robpage]

Wurlitzer , What a big organ that came out of the floor like the one in Blackpool Tower , The only big organs I saw in there were mouth organs