Helping Others

[Louis the fly]

Saga cruises for the over 50's.

Saga have informed me that on their cruise liners the female passengers always outnumber the male.

As I have long believed in helping others in distress, history of charity work and out of the goodness of my heart, I have applied to Saga for the position of Ship Seducer.
I am willing to take on this role for a nominal fee plus expenses, wear and tear of clothes etc.

The suitcase is down from the loft, dusted off and the dancing shoes packed. Waiting for a reply.

[E.Martin]

Saga cruises for the over 50's.

-- Waiting for a reply.

Good luck to you Louis,Razor Strops an all ?.

[gray_marian]

#1.......,I'll look out for you

[Louis the fly]

#1.......,I'll look out for you

I will be at the poolside posing for photographs wearing my red thong.

Please join the queue with the other ladies. Have your spare cabin key in hand.

[Neville Roberts]

I guess your red thong will have a lot of ten bob notes stuffed in the waist band, oh help I,ve got to puke at the thought yoohee yoohee

[Captain Kong]

The only Ladies I attract these days are big fat American Blue Rinse Matrons.
I think gone are the days of the beautiful young ladies that used to throw themselves at me.
All dreams are Free. sigh.! Thanks for the mamory
Cheers
Brian

[john sutton]

Louis
are you sure that they don't send the equivalent letter to females

[alf corbyn]

what's a ten bob note?.

[gray_marian]

#4...................,AHhhhhhhhhhhh Louis you forgot the gold medallion & the white socks!!!!

[robpage]

Re. Number 6. That is what hey turned on to