
Originally Posted by
Captain Kong
Anne and I were up in the Northern Territory, just desert, nothing, we were the only people in the world. just the heat and the flies, we were covered in red dust sticking to our sweat, and then covered in black flies, we looked like a spotted dick pudding, We came across a Dunny, I opened a door and it was THICK with millions and millions of black flies. Just could not get in there,
There was a dried up Creek so we went down there, she drops her knickers and I am also doing my bit, When She starts screaming , jumping up and down with knickers round her ankles, Big Ants galloping up her legs doing a mad dance, suddenly a bus pulls up and 40 Japanese tourist stood watching us, all we could hear was the clicking of 40 cameras. then they disapeared in a cloud of red dust just as fast as they came and we were all alone again.
These Ants were over one inch in length. I batted them off and we climbed out of there as fast as the Japanese.
Cheers
Brian.