Ill

[John Arton]

JAE
Speedy recovery and best wishes.
First job when you get home is to put up the;
"RESTRICTED ACCESS< NO ENTRY TO UNAUTHORISED PERSONNEL" sign on the kitchen door and then withdraw your access pass.
rgds
JA
p.s. 90% of accidents in the home occur in the kitchen and that's excluding DEns tabnabs.

[cappy]

dear brian i took notice of your advice upon basically not giving a toss and going up to my roof to do the guttering .........my family are around me as i lay in my hospital bed in FULL TRACTION ......sadly the guttering came away and landed on my head iput my hand up to see if i could feel a dent like you can feel in yours ....that caused me to overbalance and turn upside down .....luckily my feet were caught t in the ladder and for a few moments i was safe......sadly the only person to see this happen was mrs goodworthy the local farmers wife ....who although very brave was very foolish and attempted to climb the ladder to assist....the only problem was mrs goodworthy is 21 stone .......the ladder failed i ifell my trousers were caught on one of the ladder rungs and with my underwear were left behind as i tumbled ......mrs gooodworthy ...bless her was in the same condition and sadly her skirt and underwear also came drift .....this was very embarrasing to us both as i fell on top of the dear brave mrs goodworthy .....as fate often takes hand mr goodworthy the farmer came round the corner on his tractor ......and leaped out with that thing they use for digging holes to put fencing up and started to beat the brave mrs goodworthy and myself.......it has been a terrible morning ........so with this in mind WIL YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR EFFIN SUGGESTIONS TO YOURSELF IN THE FUTURE signed cappy from intensive care .....ps the rumour has gone round the village that mrs goodworthy was aroused after seeing the bull doing his job this morning and in a fit of amore took advantage of me ....cappy

[cappy]

dear brian i took notice of your advice upon basically not giving a toss and going up to my roof to do the guttering ps the rumour has gone round the village that mrs goodworthy was aroused after seeing the bull doing his job this morning and in a fit of amore took advantage of me ....cappy

ps the consultant has been to see me and ses i should be out of my wheelchair for the new year..the farmer is going to divorce the dear mrs goodworthy.......regards cappy

[Richard Quartermaine]

I would loved to have been there Cappy, but it's just as well, I could have karked it laughing. Just to think, the instigator of the escapade was bull dust oops! I mean lust.
Richard

[j.sabourn]

Cappy is misleading everyone Mrs Goodworthy is 5 ft. 6 inches tall weighs 9 stone and is a blonde with a 42 28 40 figure. And she wasn't wearing any underwear, neither was he. He also fell on his head and his personal damage was minimal. He"s just looking for sympathy before the divorce goes through. JWS

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi John Albert.
Get well soon, well I hope you do anyway, as if Cappy and Brian keep sending those posts in you may well fall out of bed laughing and do more damage.
Cheers Des

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[John Pruden]

get well soon john learn to duck bob and weave mate sure you were not back chatting the misses mate? jp

[cappy]

Cappy is misleading everyone Mrs Goodworthy is 5 ft. 6 inches tall weighs 9 stone and is a blonde with a 42 28 40 figure. And she wasn't wearing any underwear, neither was he. He also fell on his head and his personal damage was minimal. He"s just looking for sympathy before the divorce goes through. JWS

#### jeez i thought you were a mate ....but no your chucking petrol on the fire ......shhhhh.....cappy

[j.sabourn]

Didnt you see me in the lead for the stand up for womens marches Cappy. I was one of the banner bearers. Cheers JS

[cappy]

Didnt you see me in the lead for the stand up for womens marches Cappy. I was one of the banner bearers. Cheers JS

###i did see that john your high heels looked like they were killing you ....lol....cappy ...ps you cant hit a poor man in a hospital bed......cappy